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make a new plan, Stan. ([personal profile] lazyinlove) wrote in [personal profile] 5055034455 2013-11-03 12:27 am (UTC)

I dunno. Got some sleeping pills and free time? Know how to make something that isn't toast or spaghetti? Any idea who can cut hair around here? I guess you just wait for yours to fall out, right?

[See, the last part is supposed to be funny. Except he forgets to say it in a different tone, so it comes out sounding a lot less like a joke than intended.]

I know I'm a shitty parent, but like...

[Sigh.]

Last month I was still sleeping through algebra, you know? I don't know how to...I don't even know what it is I don't know how to do. You know how frustrating that is? Everyone getting on your case for fucking up, and for once you're really trying your hardest?

[He scowls for a second, but then realizes that none of that even answered the question. None of that is something Saul can do, is it?]

You...you do that mission list thing, right? Maybe you can add something for cats and little kids. And...poptarts, I don't know. Something that's...she just never sleeps. Like ever. And there's a cat. I never even had a goldfish.

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