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Saul Goodman ([personal profile] 5055034455) wrote2013-04-01 01:01 pm
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crossbearing: (fuck all you guys basically)

WHATEVER DATE IS APPROPRIATE.

[personal profile] crossbearing 2013-08-24 03:21 am (UTC)(link)
Saul, I just overheard a librarian having a fit over a man with a bright shirt and a duck destroying her library.

( A beat. This may be her teacher voice. It's scarier than her regular voice. )

What did you do, Saul?
crossbearing: (judgment now with shades)

[personal profile] crossbearing 2013-08-24 03:23 am (UTC)(link)
Most of your shirts are.

( Yeah, no. )
crossbearing: (don't you talk smack about meryl streep)

[personal profile] crossbearing 2013-08-24 03:25 am (UTC)(link)
( There is a long silence. Just. Tear off the bandaid, Saul. Just tell her about the duck. )
crossbearing: (motherfucker i DID leave the gas on)

[personal profile] crossbearing 2013-08-24 03:34 am (UTC)(link)
( A sigh. )

Remember that talk we had about establishing a positive image?

( Okay, they didn't exactly have that talk.

But she sort of hoped they didn't need to have that talk after they had that other talk. )
crossbearing: (pic#6415310)

[personal profile] crossbearing 2013-08-24 04:26 am (UTC)(link)
Do you want people to take your projects seriously?

( SAUL PLS

"comedy's a positive thing" was never her father's business model gosh

IN FACT YOU KNOW WHO LIKES COMEDY, SAUL

THE JOKER )
crossbearing: (super fucking lame ugh americans)

[personal profile] crossbearing 2013-08-24 04:50 am (UTC)(link)
( she'll cut you )

Your mother must be an intelligent woman.
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[personal profile] crossbearing 2013-08-24 04:57 am (UTC)(link)
( Oh, Jesus Christ. So it wasn't all an exaggeration. )

God-- ( faintly exasperated) I'm just saying that you might want to invest in a PR department or think about how what you're doing will reflect on the way you conduct business around this place. That's not my specialty.

( Because, seriously. )
crossbearing: (pic#6415312)

[personal profile] crossbearing 2013-08-24 05:06 am (UTC)(link)
Hard to believe, ain't it?

( So sarcastic. Particularly because she never uses ain't except when being obnoxious or when being too polished with her grammar for the Huntress would seem off. In fact, she may have corrected Saul's grammar if ever there were a window for it. Teachers. )

I'm just curious as to how it got to that point. Or if you're going to use a disguise to get back into the library.

( Okay so maybe it's kind of funny. )
crossbearing: (dinah stop being made of asses)

[personal profile] crossbearing 2013-08-24 05:19 am (UTC)(link)
( NO. yes

shut up don't get used to it )


Or you could apologize.
crossbearing: (and then i discovered hair ties)

[personal profile] crossbearing 2013-08-24 05:28 am (UTC)(link)
( so it was him. )

So long as you don't regret giving up your collection.
crossbearing: (fuck all you guys basically)

[personal profile] crossbearing 2013-08-28 09:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Considering why I had to make this call in the first place?

( Well, let's just say she doesn't think it's all that preposterous. )
crossbearing: (but j.law is fabulous i agree)

[personal profile] crossbearing 2013-09-02 12:38 am (UTC)(link)
That's curiously specific.

You know, it's most important that you accept yourself, Saul.

(no subject)

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