5055034455: 4x11 (not available call back l8r)
Saul Goodman ([personal profile] 5055034455) wrote2013-04-01 01:01 pm
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hostage: (genius ☣)

it's a present

[personal profile] hostage 2013-10-13 11:29 am (UTC)(link)
[Wherever Saul's desk is these days, something has been left there.

It is a small cookie cake.

It is decorated with frosting.

The frosting reads: CONGRATS ON THE SEX!!!

...The cake tastes a little gross because the baker didn't have all the right ingredients here.]
5055034455: 3x11 (qt)

the best present

[personal profile] 5055034455 2013-10-13 01:55 pm (UTC)(link)
[So after Saul spends about five minutes laughing over this, he texts Jesse his thanks in the form of:]

I hope no one saw you put that there.
hostage: (authoritative ☣)

[personal profile] hostage 2013-10-13 08:36 pm (UTC)(link)
No way

Stealthy like a ninja
5055034455: 3x02 (smile like you mean it)

[personal profile] 5055034455 2013-10-13 08:41 pm (UTC)(link)
A+ work.

So what ingredients are you missing? I'll stick it on my to-get list.
hostage: (awkward ☣)

[personal profile] hostage 2013-10-13 08:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't worry about it

I got to make a run soon anyway or else I'll get space madness and go all Ren Hoek on everybody's ass
hostage: (displeased ☣)

[personal profile] hostage 2013-10-13 08:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Ren & Stimpy?
5055034455: 4x03 (welp.)

[personal profile] 5055034455 2013-10-13 08:55 pm (UTC)(link)
I didn't know they had last names anyone would remember 20 years later.

You & Lisbeth should go somewhere. Maybe you, me, & Mike can do something too?
hostage: (questioning ☣)

[personal profile] hostage 2013-10-13 08:59 pm (UTC)(link)
[WHATEVER, SAUL. He remembers e v e r y t h i n g.]

Like a vacation?
5055034455: 5x01 (and she said no!)

[personal profile] 5055034455 2013-10-13 09:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Like a vacation disguised as a supply run.
hostage: (pensive ☣)

[personal profile] hostage 2013-10-13 09:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Where you thinking about going?
5055034455: 4x04 (vague amusement)

[personal profile] 5055034455 2013-10-13 09:19 pm (UTC)(link)
I have a couple of missions in the works already, but for us? Somewhere warm. We can bring back fruit to fight off scurvy!
hostage: (interested ☣)

[personal profile] hostage 2013-10-13 09:22 pm (UTC)(link)
What about Thailand?
hostage: (processing ☣)

[personal profile] hostage 2013-10-13 09:26 pm (UTC)(link)
It's hot and I never been there
5055034455: 5x09 (live to serve)

[personal profile] 5055034455 2013-10-13 09:31 pm (UTC)(link)
I guess that's as good a reason as any. See what Mike thinks — I bet he's more likely to say yes if you suggest it.
hostage: (amused ☣)

[personal profile] hostage 2013-10-13 09:34 pm (UTC)(link)
[Mike will think it's better than Belize]

Right on
5055034455: 3x11 (at the helm)

[personal profile] 5055034455 2013-10-13 09:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[BELIZE...]

And in the meantime, can you keep the Steph thing between us? You can tell Lisbeth too if you want, but for obvious reasons I'd like this kept quiet.
5055034455: 2x11 (world's greatest lawyer)

1/2

[personal profile] 5055034455 2013-10-13 09:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Thanks.
5055034455: 2x12 (eager beaver)

2/2

[personal profile] 5055034455 2013-10-13 10:00 pm (UTC)(link)
[Approximately 5 minutes later:]

Will it make you want to puke if I take a second to gush about how happy I am and how much I love her etc. etc.?
hostage: (relaxed ☣)

[personal profile] hostage 2013-10-13 10:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes

No seriously I'm happy for you brother
5055034455: 3x02 (smile like you mean it)

[personal profile] 5055034455 2013-10-13 10:21 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm so glad you were right.
hostage: (sweet ☣)

[personal profile] hostage 2013-10-13 10:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Me too
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