Saul Goodman (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
5055034455) wrote2013-04-01 01:01 pm
5055034455) wrote2013-04-01 01:01 pm
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Oh, of course. How silly of me.
[Saul r u drunk]
[Saul r u drunk]
Duh.
[He's not drunk; he's just being goofy. That seems to cheer her up, so he wriggles a little closer and bumps his nose against hers.]
Were you sleeping?
[He's not drunk; he's just being goofy. That seems to cheer her up, so he wriggles a little closer and bumps his nose against hers.]
Were you sleeping?
[It does cheer her up.]
Just listening to music.
[She'd briefly considered watching a movie, but she has too many Disney films and she's not that masochistic.]
Just listening to music.
[She'd briefly considered watching a movie, but she has too many Disney films and she's not that masochistic.]
Anything good?
[Teasing.
...mostly.]
[Teasing.
...mostly.]
Ballet symphonies.
[Because why not.
She misses the grand piano in Wayne Manor.]
[Because why not.
She misses the grand piano in Wayne Manor.]
Oh.
[He sounds surprised, but not in a bad way.]
Is this where you tell me you used to do ballet?
[He sounds surprised, but not in a bad way.]
Is this where you tell me you used to do ballet?
[And she just rolls her eyes at him.]
I just like the music, it's good for patrolling.
[Not that she makes playlists of fight music for patrol or anything.
But she does.]
I just like the music, it's good for patrolling.
[Not that she makes playlists of fight music for patrol or anything.
But she does.]
Oh, so what you're actually telling me is that you beat up criminals to the sweet sounds of The Nutcracker.
[Wait wait WAIT — ]
Or is it the sound of nut-cracking you enjoy more?
[Wait wait WAIT — ]
Or is it the sound of nut-cracking you enjoy more?
[She just - stares at him.]
Get out of my bed.
[She won't put up with jokes that terrible.]
Get out of my bed.
[She won't put up with jokes that terrible.]
but we even made it extra hot for you just like you wanted /STRIPS
5055034455
2014-01-04 07:36 am (UTC)(link)
[He laughs.]
Since when is it your bed?
Since when is it your bed?
I pay the rent, pretty sure that makes it my bed.
[just saying]
[just saying]
[Oh.
That actually shuts him up.
whoops]
That actually shuts him up.
whoops]
[She sighs, then leans in for an apology kiss.]
I'm just teasing, McGill.
I'm just teasing, McGill.
[He looks sheepish, drawing back once the kiss is broken. Saul doesn't want to make this about him.]
I know.
[Another bump of noses.]
I know.
[Another bump of noses.]
[He might not want to make it about him, but she doesn't miss that sheepish look, so she runs her hand from his shoulder down his arm until she can tangle their fingers together.]
You know I don't care about any of that, right?
You know I don't care about any of that, right?
[That makes him smile more sincerely and give her hand a squeeze.]
I know, Steph.
[It's just that he's been feeling a little useless lately. He knows she didn't mean it the way he took it, but...
As long as he can still cheer her up, it's fine. He's fine.]
I know, Steph.
[It's just that he's been feeling a little useless lately. He knows she didn't mean it the way he took it, but...
As long as he can still cheer her up, it's fine. He's fine.]
[After another quick kiss, she wwriggles until her face is hidden against the crook of his neck, which means he can't see her grin when she says:]
You do make a good housewife.
[Maybe teasing him about it will help.
Good logic.]
You do make a good housewife.
[Maybe teasing him about it will help.
Good logic.]
[He can't see it, but he can hear it.
Also, yes. That's very good logic because it works.]
Y'know, one day you're gonna come home and find me wearing that apron. [~pause for effect~] And nothin' else.
Also, yes. That's very good logic because it works.]
Y'know, one day you're gonna come home and find me wearing that apron. [~pause for effect~] And nothin' else.
[open mouth, close mouth.]
Maybe you shouldn't do that.
Maybe you shouldn't do that.
I'll make sure the kids aren't home!
[Because that's obviously why she's protesting.]
[Because that's obviously why she's protesting.]
Then what did you mean?
[He smirks, lifting and turning his head just enough to press a kiss to her temple.]
That you'd willingly pass up such a wonderful opportunity?
[He smirks, lifting and turning his head just enough to press a kiss to her temple.]
That you'd willingly pass up such a wonderful opportunity?
More than willingly.
[Now she's just being a jerk.]
[Now she's just being a jerk.]
[She nuzzles against his jaw in apology, though it might be ruined by the fact she's laughing a little.]
Love you.
Love you.
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