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Yeah.

[Someone did, that's for sure.

He pushes a hand back through his hair.]

Obviously, Jesse's not just my client anymore; I consider him family. And I didn't say this the other day because I know I can't say it in front of him, but — if Walter shows up again, I'd be more than happy to put a bullet through his head myself. Just puttin' that out there.

[fullmeasure]

[that surprises Mike. He didn't take Saul for the type - finding someone else to do it, sure, or even asking Mike to do it (because he'd happily do it), but this? Not in a million years]

You won't have to. [it's one thing for him to do it, it's another entirely for someone else - like Saul, or even the kid]

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[Walt is one person Saul would break his own rules for.

Anyway, Mike's response doesn't surprise him, but he figured it was the best way to let Mike know where he stands re: Walter White.]

Everything else that happened between Jesse and me is his business. If he wants to tell you, I'll leave it up to him.

[As for Saul himself...]

I work for the Initiative — an associate of mine and I started the Department of Initiative-Transport Relations together, so that's where a lot of my time used to go. Not so much up here, but we're working on it. I have friends. A lot. Close ones, too, and I'm not even paying 'em. I have —

[This is where he pauses. He can't say girlfriend.]

Someone. So... moon situation and dying aside, this world's been pretty good to me. And good for me. Also, two words: Super. Powers.

[fullmeasure]

So in short, you don't want anything coming along and screwing it up.

[but one of these things aren't like the others, and Mike raises an eyebrow]

Super powers, Saul? Is that what you're calling them?

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Not a second time, no.

[Jesse's life wasn't the only one turned inside out when Walt showed up. And when Walt left.

But he'd rather talk about something fun, so...]

Yup. They exist here.

[fullmeasure]

[he almost wants to say "prove it" but knowing Mike's luck, Saul would]

I'm almost afraid to ask.

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[Oh, Saul already wants to.

He unfolds his hands and rests one elbow against the table, bringing his hand up into proper arm wrestling position.]

C'mon, Mike.

[fullmeasure]

[Mike looks from Saul's hand, to Saul, then back and forth again.

Really?]

You're joking, right?

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Not at all.

[DOES HE LOOK LIKE HE'S JOKING]

[fullmeasure]

[oh for—

Mike heaves a sigh and pushes his coffee out of the way, then shifts forward to copy Saul with the opposite arm, then grips Saul's hand.

He couldn't believe he was doing this]

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[Believe it, bro.

And Saul, because he is a jackass, immediately pins Mike's arm to the table and then has the audacity to look bored about it.]

Did you even try?

[fullmeasure]

[instead of surprised, Mike just looks annoyed. There was no fucking way he was letting Saul Goodman best him in a damn arm wrestling match]

Do it again.

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[It is so, so, so immensely difficult for Saul to not giggle right now.

He holds his arm up again.]

Sure. Best two outta three.

[fullmeasure]

[Mike holds his arm up again too, complete with an unimpressed look]

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[And that?

Is the sound of Mike's hand hitting the table again.

AKA THE SOUND OF VICTORY]

So maybe now is a good time to tell you about the super strength and anime fighting powers.

[fullmeasure]

[are you fucking kidding me

He yanks his hand back. He should've known this is what it was leading too. Damn lawyer and his damn games]

You couldn't have just said that? And what the hell is an anime?

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[Saul had to. After all those limb-breaking threats, this was necessary.

He grins.]

Japanese cartoons. That part's neither here nor there — my point is, I've been training with this pink-haired kid, and now I can do things that I really shouldn't be able to do. And Jesse, his power is that he can remove powers and then dole 'em out, so when he said he was "giving" us regeneration...

[He pauses for a moment, looking at his hand.]

I've yet to test it, but it's probably exactly what it sounds like.

[fullmeasure]

[well. That explained that, at least. He almost wanted to test it on himself, but then again, he wasn't stupid. Instead, he reaches for his coffee after giving Saul one last, dirty look]

I could test it by breaking your legs. [but threatening Saul? That was always fair game]

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You got a thing for my legs, Mike?

[Saul's not afraid to be a little shit anymore!

Isn't it wonderful!]

[fullmeasure]

[he doesn't say anything, but no, that wasn't the last dirty look before. But this one's coming from behind a coffee mug]

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[He missed you so much, Mike!!!!!!]

[fullmeasure]

[this is not how you show someone you missed them Saul!!!!!]

Are you done?

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[YES IT IS!!!!!!

If Mike is asking whether Saul is done grinning or not, the answer is no.]

Maybe?

[fullmeasure]

Uh huh.

[goddammit Saul]

So the kid can give super powers and you have super powers. Wonderful.

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Isn't it?

[He thinks it is.

Then, a thought:] Hey, are they still making people choose a weapon when they show up?