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❝ This is Saul Goodman. Leave a message. ❞

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[ensorceler]

You are a beacon; a link to his home that others cannot represent.

[5055034455]

Ah, yeah. I feel the same way about him.

[God help him, Saul misses having Jesse around. It'd be one thing if he were on a mission in another country, but this?

He's on the freaking moon.

Come on.]

[ensorceler]

[ Write a poem about it, Saul. ]

Then you two must always so remain, and one cannot leave us without the other.

[5055034455]

[Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
SHUT THE HELL UP ANNE YOU DON'T KNOW HIS LIFE]

...right. I'll see you guys in a few days. Tell everyone I said hi.

[ensorceler]

[ SEE IF SHE HELPS, THEN. ]

And which names are to entail 'everyone'? I would not disappoint you.

[5055034455]

Literally everyone. Gather them all in a room and shout, "SAUL SAYS HI!"

[ensorceler]

You do not offer light tasks for a humble woman.

[5055034455]

I'm kidding.

[She can't see it, but his smile is audible.]

Thanks for checking on me. Don't worry about passing along my greetings to anyone — I'll take care of that when I'm up there.

[ensorceler]

[ One can hear a smile! She has her own. ]

To Jesse, then, I will pass to him your fond affection.

[5055034455]

But not too much of it, okay?

[ensorceler]

Can there be such a thing?

[5055034455]

Yes.

[ensorceler]

I do not think so. I will give him a kiss and claim it is of Saul Goodman's charms.

[5055034455]

[She's kidding, right?

RIGHT?]

Don't you dare!

[ensorceler]

[ EVIL LAUGHTER. Gosh, Saul, that's pretty commanding! ]

Why the denial? It would bring him cheer, a kiss for friends.

[5055034455]

I only kiss my female friends. Give Jesse a hearty clap on the shoulder instead.

[Or something.

God.]

[ensorceler]

[ Or something. She's not a dude, she's not clapping any shoulders. ]

A note, then.

[5055034455]

I've already got the notes covered.

[Stupid space jokes, Anne!

...wait she's not going to take it that way is s—

DAMN IT.]

A hug is acceptable, so long as it doesn't linger.

[ensorceler]

[ Hey buggery is illegal not that it stops her brother so she is careful not to joke too far along those lines. His reaction made it hard to resist, though. ]

I do not know how to hug like a brother. I shall attempt as his sister, then.

[5055034455]

Thank you. I appreciate it. [No, really.] I'll see you in a few days.

[More than a few, actually, but shh.]

[ensorceler]

You promise to me, as a man.

[5055034455]

Yeah, yeah. Cross my heart and everything.

[ensorceler]

How heartfelt.

[5055034455]

Mm. Thanks, A—

[WAIT. NO.]

Mistress Boleyn. See you soon.

[ensorceler]

[ That's right, lawyer! ]

And you. I will count the days.