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[5055034455]

[He glances slowly over at her, one eyebrow arched.]

Huh. That explains the disaster that was my first attempt. Yeah, I guess — cooking time's different, but I haven't really changed the measurements around.

[Not that he measures anything, as she's about to see.]

[legal_eagle]

[She gives a half-shrug.]

Well, I couldn't suggest how you might go about that. I just laid the sum totality of my cooking knowledge on you. That atmospheric pressure changes things.

[5055034455]

That's on cookie dough wrappers, right? For people in higher elevations?

[He hums thoughtfully, then goes searching for a whisk.]

Dunno why I didn't think of that.

[legal_eagle]

[She gives a little snort.]

What, you think that's how know about it? A single woman with no time to cook would never buy slice and bake cookies.

[5055034455]

[After finding the whisk — and grabbing a spatula on the way — he smirks over at her.]

Because you'd just eat it straight out of the package, right?

[legal_eagle]

[With mock-haughtiness:]

Oh, really. You don't think I'm out there, every night, dining in the finest New York restaurants, as befits my massively indebted status?

[5055034455]

Ah, yes. Of course. How silly of me.

[Cue a bit of laughing as he mixes the dry ingredients together, shaking his head.]

Only caviar and pâté for you, hm?

[legal_eagle]

[A snort.]

Purchased on my 50k annual salary, after my eight hundred dollar per month loan repayment. That's my life.

[5055034455]

So extravagant.

[And here she is, having pancakes cooked for her on the moon.

Life is hilarious.]

[legal_eagle]

Ain't it just.

[She lifts her eyebrows.]

You know, I'm still holding out hope that I'll be able to get home 'cause my debt collectors will drag me there.