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[lucency]

We do need to know what we could potentially be living with.

[5055034455]

Do you have magical powers or fighting abilities that could keep you from being eaten alive?

[lucency]

I have a weapon. As does everyone else who could choose to accompany me.

[5055034455]

You will not be getting the Saul Goodman stamp of approval on any yeti-hunting excursions.

[lucency]

I don't exactly need it, do I? I wasn't intending to count it as Department business.

[5055034455]

But it's friend business, and this friend doesn't want you to suffer death by yeti.

[lucency]

[ he totally can't see via text but she is grinning. LOOK AT THAT. FRANS. ]

I'm not going to be suffering death by ANYTHING. I'm capable, as are the people I have in mind to invite along.

I'm assuming you don't want to be one of them.

[5055034455]

[SHUT UP OKAY JUST SHUT UP.]

And who are these people?

Also: yes. Good assumption.

[lucency]

If it's powers you're curious about, Mr. Gold has that covered.

[ SHHH SAUL IT IS OKAY TO CARE IT IS OKAY

THAT'S WHY SHE DIDN'T MENTION AHIRU ]

[5055034455]

[SO WISE, BELLE.

Also wow, Mr. Gold.

Wow. Saul is so reassured.

But hey, thanks for the intel, darling.]

Great. What is he? Some kind of wizard?

[lucency]

He's been known to be.

[ i mean all of storybrooke knew

it's only a matter of time before everyone here knows

it's not like he's very hush hush about it, like goddamn you can basically hear the "let's make a deal" theme playing whenever he approaches. ]

[5055034455]

Color me shocked.

[lucency]

...He didn't tell you, did he?

[5055034455]

And sacrifice the opportunity to keep dragging me around by my balls with his oh-so mysterious nature? Yeah, OK.

[lucency]

[ she'll hit him.

actually no she'll just glare at him and that will be enough to subdue him for a time it's all good she's got this. ]

I don't suppose an apology from me on his behalf will suffice for the time being.

[5055034455]

For the time being, I'll accept it.