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[5055034455]

hey ahiru hey ahiru

[quackery]

so

i was out walking

and i found this penguin

can i keep it i think it likes me

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[5055034455]

YES

[5055034455]

is what I would say if I didn't think Steph would kill me.

[quackery]

come onnnnn sauuuuul

i'd keep it in my room and everything she doesn't have to know

[what]

[5055034455]

I'm pretty sure Dick might have something to say about that.

[quackery]

oh yeah

well i can ask him maybe he likes penguins too!

[gently attaches a picture of the penguin to this message]

[5055034455]

[NO IT'S SO CUTE WHY AHIRU WHY]

Something tells me he might not be too fond of them.

[thanks for ruining penguins, DC]

And don't they eat fish? Do you want the place to smell like fish? That won't be subtle at all.

[quackery]

why?

well maybe i can take it outside to feed it or something! that way i can take it on walks too

[5055034455]

Call it a feeling. Anyway, some people would say it's a bad thing to take a wild animal and keep it as a pet. And what if it doesn't get along with Mike?

[quackery]

well i can still ask him

oh that's true... but maybe they would like each other you never know

[5055034455]

There's also the possibility of it pooping all over and do you remember who cleans the place up most often

[quackery]

oh yeah

well if it pooped everywhere i would clean it up!

[5055034455]

Do you even know what penguin poop looks like?

[quackery]

how would i know that

(don't tell me saul don't you dare)

[5055034455]

It just looks like regular bird poop BUT THE FUN PART IS THAT IT KINDA SHOOTS OUT OF THEM

so messy

[quackery]

I TODL YOU I DIDN'T WANT TYO KNOW

WHY SAUL WHY

[5055034455]

What? It's just nature! Nature is amazing!

[quackery]

nothing about what you just told me is amazing i can't believe you!!! that's so gross

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[5055034455]

If you want to have a penguin as a pet these are things you'll need to know and deal with!

At least they can control it. Other birds don't have the muscle for that.

[5055034455]

hey ahiru can i ask you something

[quackery]

[She just assumes they're done with that topic, so she grabs onto the change eagerly.]

yeah sure! what's up

[5055034455]

[Oh, sweet summer duckling.]

Do your bowels function differently when you're in duck form?

[quackery]

[There's no reply, but if he's anywhere in the apartment, he'll hear a loud quack coming from her bedroom. Oops.]

[5055034455]

[Oops indeed.

...WAIT. DOES THIS MEAN THE PENGUIN'S ALREADY IN THE HOUSE??

The chuckling coming from the living room abruptly stops and is replaced by a knock on Ahiru's door.]

Quack once if you're hiding a penguin in there, quack twice if you're not and want me to run you a shower.