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[5055034455]

Does the band R.E.M. exist in your world?

[speakveryclearly]

Director Please Tell Me You Are Not Attempting To Evoke An Appropriate Song For This Situation By The Troll Alternative Rock Quartet Unconscious Ocular Oscillation

[5055034455]

[christ almighty]

Depends. Do they have a song about feeling fine during the end of the world as we know it?

[speakveryclearly]

Thats Spectacular
The Ground Starts To Quake Under
Our Feet As Beasts And Spaceships Fly Through The Air
Troll Lenny Bruce Feels No Fear

It Loses A Little Charm In Translation

[5055034455]

That's amazing. Do you have troll versions of everything?

the real question is, do they have Gradual Fracture Of Morality

[speakveryclearly]

Pretty Much
In My Timeline
The Alternian Civilization Lasted A Very Long Time Chronologically Prior To The Rise Of Humanity
Allowing A Vast Cycle Of Media
Though There Are A Small Number Of Stories That Would Have No Good Human Analogue
And An Even Smaller Number Of Earth Media With No Possible Troll Analogue
For The Most Part Theres A Fairly Close Correspondence
The Larger Pool Of Titles Eventually Led To The High Linguistic Precision
We Have My Troll Chemical Romance And The Quartet Of Novels Colloquially Called The Trollight Saga And The Classic Romantic Comedy About Internet Correspondence Contradictory To Offline Interaction Youve Gotten Trolled
Not That We Just Liberally Attach The Appellation Troll Onto Every Title
Those Are Just The Ones That Are Most Recognizable To A Human And Would Require The Least Explanation