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[legal_eagle]

Little cunt's decided to play God. Thinks he has the right to take people's powers. Be a good friend to him and convince him to give them back before I slice off his toes lingeringly and lovingly.

[wolfchild]

[ fucking. squints.

is the text mocking her.

it feels like it's mocking her.

gonna roll with it for now still squinting... ]

thank you

[5055034455]

No one's slicing off toes. Where is he now?

[legal_eagle]

In a jail cell, away from the others, since he cannot fucking control himself.

I don't fucking get it. I really don't, Goodman. They fucking KIDNAPPED US HERE. They all KIDNAPPED US. Seriously explain to me where you two get the fuck off.

[5055034455]

[No, he's actually serious.]

Cat, is it?

[5055034455]

But you don't want my help.

[legal_eagle]

Goodman, you're emotionally compromised and I have a strategy. Why the hell would I want your help?

[wolfchild]

yes saul goodman

[ see, she can read too!! ...doesn't bother with commas because cat would not know a comma from a question mark tho. ]

[5055034455]

OK, handle it all on your own. Have fun.

[5055034455]

It's nice to finally meet you. Too bad about the circumstances.

[legal_eagle]

Yay. I definitely went to Harvard to become a sleazy defense attorney working pro bono. My life is great.

No offense.

[5055034455]

hey saul we have a situation

but i don't want your help

now i'm gunna whine about it

wah wah

[5055034455]

I'm on it.

[This is his new attitude: BE AS PROFESSIONAL AS FUCKING POSSIBLE.

And that's all Sonya's getting; he won't be texting her back again until he's talked to Jesse.]

[legal_eagle]

Holy shit, go slit your own nostrils, fuckface. Bye.

[legal_eagle]

[She's too mad, though, and needs a target.]

Yeah, I bet you are. I bet you're all over it, you amoral piece of shit. "I'm a better person" my ass. The two of you couldn't possibly go any lower.

[5055034455]

It sounds a little bit to me like I might not be the only emotionally compromised one, Miss More Aggressive Than Usual.

[legal_eagle]

I said GO SLIT YOUR OWN NOSTRILS so that when you BLOW YOUR NOSE your SNOT GOES OUT THE SIDES. Asshole.

[5055034455]

I've been a little congested lately. Maybe that'll help.

What other helpful suggestions do you have?

[peeta_bread]

[He takes a breath, thinking hard about where he went wrong, and reaches one conclusion.]

...Saul, is there something wrong with me?

[For Katniss rejecting him, for loving her so hard that he feel like he can't breathe. He's tearing up again, and praying that Saul will say no. Even though he knows there has to be something wrong with him.]

[5055034455]

[Another lengthy pause.

Then:] Aren't you new?

[5055034455]

[Saul squints over at him, expression half alarmed.] What? Jesus, kid. No. Get that outta your head.

[THE LAST THING HE NEEDS IS ANOTHER HUMAN DISASTER ON HIS HANDS PEETA PLEASE.]

These things just don't work out, sometimes. Love's complicated. It's not the end of the world, even though I know that's what it feels like. These things — y'know, they take time.

[peeta_bread]

[He nods and wipes at his eyes again.] I just worry sometimes that I'm too messed up to exist. That one day I'll just fall apart.

[But he gives him that boyish smile.] But hey, how can a guy fall apart with friends like you?

[wolfchild]

they are bad always

text; a day or two after the mutiny ends

[vaccination]

i see steph raided your closet. keep her away from the ugly halloween shit or else

[This certainly isn't Ellie checking in.]

[undealt]

Does it matter?